Get set for some Sexy Blocks
Gameloft bringing scantily-clad Cancun vibes to mobile
D'you know what the favourite beach activity of the exotic ladies of Cancun is? Breakout. Yep, the retro brick-breaking game. And what's more, they want to play it against you, and take their clothes off if you win. Those many years you spent in a darkened bedroom playing Arkanoid (that's not a euphemism) have paid off at last!
Okay, so the premise of Sexy Blocks: Cancun Vibes is a bit ridiculous. Everyone knows that exotic bikini-clad beauties prefer Donkey Kong, after all. But it's given Gameloft the perfect excuse to sex up Breakout, in a game with the frankly dispiriting tagline 'Splitting Blocks and Stripping Babes!'.
On one level, this means 40 levels of Breakout action, destroying blocks by bouncing balls off your big bat (again, not a euphemism). The game is packed with power-ups, extra challenges and even bosses to battle.
And then there's the women. Four of 'em: Salma, Amelia, Kelly and Christina. Amelia's a pilot, y'know. As you progress through the levels, they take off their clothes. And thanks to a revolutionary 'mirror effect', you can ogle them from the back OR the front.
Sexy Blocks: Cancun Vibes is out now. It will sell like particularly hot hot-cakes. Because us men are dogs.
