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The Croods

For: iPhone   Also on: Android, iPad

Rovi-oh, boy, this is generic

Product: The Croods | Publisher: Rovio | Format: iPhone | Genre: Casual | Players: 1 | Networking: wireless (network) | Version: Europe | App version: 1.0.4
 
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This is a freemium game review, in which we give our impressions immediately after booting a game up, again after three days, and finally after seven days. That's what the strange sub-headings are all about.

I'll level with you: nothing about the film The Croods looks interesting to me. Just watch this trailer.

Oh, boy! A family-friendly animated adventure about self-discovery and being creative, with a sure-to-be-yawnsome romance subplot, gender stereotyping, a bevy of cute animals to buy at Toys R Us, and all made by DreamWorks, a company that basically just isn't Pixar. What. A. Treat.

So when Rovio's new stab at a freemium-builder lands on my desk and I note that it's based on The Croods rather than Angry Birds, I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of playing it for a week.

Here we go.

First impressions

To stay with DreamWorks, The Croods is the Puss in Boots of freemium world-builders: it's generic and derivative of other products in its field, but it's fine to look at and no doubt will find an audience by virtue of its name alone.

It's pretty, though, looking very much like a colourised version of the newspaper cartoon B.C. Ug, Brug, Crug, and Doug (or whatever their names are) all move quite freely, and although the building animation as you construct traps to snare animals is just a cloud of dust, it does the job. All in all, it looks like the minimum a studio would have to do to make a respectable game based on a licence.

I seem to be taking on the role of the dad to begin with, and – ho ho ho! - he's got a mother-in-law he doesn't like much! How fresh. How spectacularly new and witty. This is sure to be a source of constant mirth as the hours add up, especially as all the jokes so far have been about how she doesn't think he's very talented, and how she's a moaning old bag.

IAPs explained
If you want more of the soft currency of coins, then you're looking to pay £2.99 for 1030 of them. Gems that speed up the processes and allow you to bypass certain missions are harder to come by, and will cost you £2.99 for 106. As usual, if you buy in bulk, you get a discount.
Day 3: Dull as a rock

Cave people didn't lead very exciting lives. I don't think I've been this apathetic towards a game since Norton McNerd once suggested that he and I "make a game" of sorting his collection of vintage floppy disk drives alphabetically.

Every action you perform takes an unnecessarily long time, which keeps you from immersing yourself in the world of The Croods. I've no desire to see their stupid little camp survive, let alone flourish.

There are lots of options when everything's in motion, but you complete each sequence in the hunting and gathering tutorial so slowly that you forget what each is for. Feeding berries to Molarbears makes them dig up carrots, which can then be fed to the Bunny Beasts, and so on. This creates a long chain that you need to maintain to get the highest value resources at its end.

You can Evolve the animals - and though I don't know why you'd want to - I do know that this costs Coins. You gain Coins naturally, and by trading in extra resources you've acquired for hard tender.

Day 7: Remus and Biffy

A week in and the trudge continues, though The Croods is ever-so-slowly starting to open up and show a bit more of what it has to offer.

It's all still hunting and gathering, and I don't doubt that the gameplay will evolve further than a simple case of trying to collect every type of animal, habitat, and decoration in the game, but there's some thought needed in how you go about acquiring them.

For one thing, the resources you make to feed to animals higher in the food chain aren't produced naturally at a fast pace, so you'll have to level them up to increase how quickly they produce materials for you. This is done by feeding them a soup prepared by your partner, which in turn costs materials to produce. So there's a constant trade-off there that adds a nice bit of tension.

Though little of the game has much in the way of personality, I like a few of the small touches scattered about the design. Most notable is that each animal you capture is automatically assigned a dumb name - Remus and Biffy were my favourites - and that at least puts a bit of your own stamp onto the otherwise bland world.

It's difficult to build up the enthusiasm to play more of The Croods, so I don't think I will. It's a very unadventurous freemium-builder that adds nothing to the genre. It's not even saved by the licence, though if you're a big enough fan of the movie you can add a point or two to the score below.

How are you getting on with the game? You can tell us and the rest of the PG community about your experiences by leaving a comment in the box below.
 
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Peter Willington | 25 March 2013
First off, The Croods is extremely slow to get going. Secondly, though Rovio has added a little bit of thought here, it's not sufficient to elevate The Croods above the overcrowded freemium building masses. Too generic by half
 
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Wm Phoenix | 06:51 - 1 May 2013
The Croods was fun a the beginning levels. I played on my Samsung Galaxy 3s, it worked well. graphics are cute, sounds are fun. But you literally do not get enough coins to make it past level 2-3. Storage costs, Tasks costs, upgrading your animal dwellings takes hours, i think one upgrade took 124hrs, so the game lags. I made it to level 21, then got the message to upgrade all my animals before i could proceed ($$$$$$), that was the end of that. To complete the Dad's tasks takes mucho coins..never got the son out from under the rock. Could've been a good game if it didn't take so long and if it wasn't trying to milk the user out of every dollar in their wallet....Serious Rovio Greed going on here!...no thanks!! one star for effort. incidentally the recent upgrade was fine, had no issues with my account. not sure why others did.
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sirhoksu | 12:59 - 25 March 2013
Take a second look at the in app purchases. At level 10 with 2.99 you get different amount of gems than let's say level 3 with 2.99. Same goes to the soft currency. Weird design.
 
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