South Park Mega Millionaire coming to iPhone

It's kinda weird that South Park has yet to spawn any really firstrate games. It seems even the quiet little redneck po-dunk white-trash mumble mumble town isn't immune to the game license death sentence.

But all might not be lost for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, as a new trip to South Park is coming to the iPhone (at last). RealArcade has made the wise decision not to base South Park Mega Millionaire on any particular episode of the long-lived cartoon, taking the boys to Japan instead to compete in a sadistic TV show in the hope of realising Cartman's dream of winning $1 million.

The game consists of 25 challenges, offered in hilarious Japlish (as only Trey Parker knows how) by a camp, out-of-control host, and including such tasks as skating while wearing a turtle on your head, or serving tea to a sumo master.

Although South Park Mega Millionaire isn't based on any episodes, it does promise lots of references for the fans, and includes TV-perfect graphics and all the original voices.