Sexy Maid Service to provide spotless iPhone erotica
Not porn. Not a vulgar slide show
Well here's some news to give an untidy man a lift on a grey Friday. Sexy Maid Service is coming over iPhone.
The debut from new Polish developer iFun4All, it's the first game in the company's long-term goal to become the Playboy of the App Store: something Apple might have something to say about in terms of its approvals process.
Of course, in the wider scheme of things Sexy Maid Service is fairly tame stuff.
Basically, it's an arcade-style game in which your not overdressed maid Megan has to zap the dust balls which are appearing in the various nooks and crannies of the stately home you're cleaning.
Apparently it'll be easy to get into and can be played in both short bursts and longer strokes.
Oh, no, matron.
As producer and creative director Piotr Bielatowicz is keen to tell us, "Our games will be subtle and classy. You can easily enjoy them during your daily commute without being embarrassed".
Sexy Maid Service is due to be cleaning up the App Store from 18th January.