With the cat [James] away [on holiday], the mice [Jon, Keith, and I] will play [do a podcast].
I'll level with you, though: I kind of lose control of the show from the off.
So, while there's plenty of chat about RuneScape heading to tablets, Disney games on mobiles, and unexpected IAPs, we do fly off on odd tangents about chocolate-covered peanuts, Ronnie O'Sullivan, and something called a "Herbie".
Whatever that is.
Taking the Mickey
We also get your feedback on the kind of Disney properties you'd like to see resurrected in video game form on your mobile.
Oh, and we launch a brand-new section in which you lovely lot can get involved.
We've also been playing some games. And as you might expect, we discuss them. Keith's played nothing (so I give him a ruddy good telling-off); JJ's dabbled with Toy Defense 2 and PUK; and I've got stuck into Warhammer Quest.
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