With Keith and Jon away doing business-related things in a business-related environment, Peter and I turn up our mics to deliver a week's worth of pure, uncut truth straight into your earholes.
To kick things off, we take a look at The Other Brothers's new control update, and what post-release tweaks mean for early adopters.
Then, I shock Peter to his very core by revealing the top 10 most expensive in-app purchases in iOS games. *Warning! This content may result in your seriously questioning your faith in the decency of your fellow man.*
We also chat briefly about Steel Media's recently released Ridiculous Fishing guide and Pocket Gamer's brand new mobile-optimised site.
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We open the New Releases section with two high-profile titles: ZeptoLab's Cut the Rope: Time Travel and Halfbrick's Fish Out Of Water!
Digital gamebook Trial of the Clone also gets a mention, along with gravity-based platfomer They Need To Be Fed 2 and auto-runner Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rooftop Run.
To finish up, I talk about what it's like to finally play The Room, and Peter explains why Injustice: Gods Among Us isn't especially super. Or heroic.
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