With Keith trapped in a German airport and Peter off a-wooing, Jon and I step into the podcast booth-o'-love to walk you through the Valentine's Day iOS news.
Now that Real Racing 3 has been released in Australia and New Zealand, we break down the game's free-to-play model to get to the bottom of the backlash.
We also take a look at Call of Duty veteran Robert Bowling's newly announced tactical shooter Breach & Clear, investigate upcoming RTS Galaxy on Fire - Alliances, and check out the innovative take on FPS control systems in The Drowning.
After that, we go space mining with Rock Runners, zombie shooting in Redneck Revenge, and colour-matching crazy with Rotolla in this week's New Releases section.
Finally, I make a lizard tongue a tiny explorer in pixel-art platformer Relic Rush, and Jon skates on thin ice in Puzzle Retreat.
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