After intern Laura's spotlight-grabbing debut on last week's podcast, Peter and Keith return to the show with tall tales of illness and domestic servitude.
The first order of the day is Apple's new 128GB iPad, which is coming to dazzle tablet fans with its jaw-dropping capacity and heart-stopping price tag.
We also wonder why arcade emulator MAME hasn't been pulled from the App Store yet, and get a bit confrontational over the delay of Broken Sword: The Serpent's Curse.
Flammable puzzler Little Inferno kicks off our New Releases coverage, followed closely by Table Top Racing (created by three ex-WipEout devs, incidentally), and clone-centric management sim Pixel People.
Finally, Peter admits his love for Joe Danger, I gush over Super Hexagon, and Keith recounts the week he's spent battling his bulge.
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