PopCap's Plants vs Zombies sequel set to blossom in the first half of 2013

PopCap Games has announced that the sequel to its multi-award-winning tower defence title Plants vs Zombies will blossom onto various devices in the first half of next year.

Unfortunately, we don't currently know much else about this upcoming follow-up. We're not even sure what devices it'll be available for. What we do know, however, is that it will feature a "bevy of new features, settings, and situations".

"Spring is crullest curlie ungood time, and plantz grow dull roots," an unidentified (presumably undead) spokesperson said. "So, we are meating you for brainz at yore house. No worry to skedule schedlue plan… we're freee anytime. We'll find you."

"There was a time we relished a bracing, hearty blend of zombies, in the morning," Sonny F. Lower, a representative of the Flora Forever Foundation, said. "But first, a brisk shower and some strategic pruning are required. Tomorrow is near!"

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