[Update] Out now: Men's Room Mayhem is the third-best thing you can do in a toilet
Royal flush (Updated: Now on Android and Vita, too)
It's also on PS Vita. It costs £1.99 / $1.99 (£1 / 98c for PS Plus subscribers), and there's a free trial.
Original story follows...
Want to play a game about toilets... while sitting on the toilet?
Thanks to a new iOS game called Men's Room Mayhem - out tonight, priced 69p / 99c - you will be able to do just that. But remember to wash your hands, yeah?
In this one, you play as a janitor in a nightclub toilet, and must direct patrons - Flight Control style - to urinals and cubicles.
You'll need to act quickly to avoid messy accidents. AND you'll need precision. If two heavily inebriated customers have a run-in, you see, they'll have a fish fight in the middle of the men's room.
Also, you are awarded extra points for maintaining proper men's room etiquette (leave a space between urinals, lads) and encouraging good personal hygiene.
Men's Room Mayhem has five toilets (from nightclub to country pub), lots of different objectives to tackle, a blitz mode, and a handful of different patrons to juggle.
The game's also out on PS Vita this week. In our Silver Award review of the Vita edition, we said: "As Men's Room Mayhem proves, the awful reality of a trip to the toilet on a night out makes for a fantastic video game."
You'll be able to get your (hopefully clean) hands on the Universal Men's Room Mayhem on the App Store when the clock strikes midnight. Now, flush.