by Mark Brown 22/7/2013
Product: Kamikaze Pigs
Format: iPhone, iPad
Genre: Action, Casual, Puzzle, Shooter
I hate Kamikaze Pigs with a passion usually reserved for seal-clubbers and dubstep music, and I am now going to use 500 words to tell you why.
In this casual puzzle game, each level presents you with a swirling swarm of jackboot pig soldiers, who are either on foot, driving tanks, in trucks, flying planes, or piloting helicopters.
Your job is to fire one shot at one portion of the screen, causing any pigs in the area to explode. Hopefully, this will cause a chain reaction whereby all the pigs inadvertently kill each other.
So you might shoot a plane, which drops a bomb on a helicopter, which explodes into bits and showers debris onto a tank, which fires a shell at a soldier, who lobs a grenade at a truck. You get the idea.
A dull, shockingly cynical waste of time, which is all about grinding for upgrades, and almost nothing about skill or strategy
©2013 Steel Media Limited
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