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Gesundheit!

For: iPhone   Also on: iPad

Bogey wonderland?

Product: Gesundheit! | Developer: Revolutionary Concepts | Publisher: Konami | Format: iPhone | Genre: Casual | Players: 1 | Version: Europe | App version: 1.0
 
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Gesundheit! is a game you desperately want to love. Its gorgeous hand-drawn art and adorable character design makes it easily one of the best-looking games on the App Store, and its whimsical tone is instantly appealing.

Sadly, after its enjoyable opening stages, the charm gradually fades, replaced by frustration at fiddly controls and exacting challenges.

You control a tiny green pig whose tendency to produce huge blobs of snot when he sneezes leaves him ostracised by his porcine peers.

As the crows fly

Yet when monsters invade his home town, his snout turns out to be his secret weapon, producing a trail of gunk that can lead these hungry mucus-munchers into traps.

Defeating them all ends the stage, though there’s an additional objective, with three star fruits to be collected along the way.

Trouble is, they often lie close to the sleeping monsters, and any contact – either from monsters or snot – destroys them instantly. You’ll need to consider every movement if you want to leave them intact.

Pork strop

The creatures have exceptional hearing and will chase you if you get too close, though they’ll stop should you break their line of sight.

You can slow them down by firing snot balls, though the monsters are quicker than the pig and can be on top of you before you’ve had time to sneeze one out.

Later levels add fast-moving mosquitoes to the equation, meaning that you’ll need to tread very carefully to avoid disturbing these beasts, though you’ll eventually need to attract their attention in order to complete the level, or even to activate switches along the way.

Gesundheit! regularly introduces new mechanics, such as teleporters which you can use to warp to another part of the stage, or even to shoot blobs of snot through.

Petal sticky

Meanwhile, clusters of flowers aggravate the pig’s allergies, allowing him to produce larger greenies that can be bounced off walls.

These are solid ideas, but unfortunately the levels are so cramped that the solutions to puzzles are far easier to work out than to execute. The controls don’t ever seem quick or precise enough, particularly as pathfinding isn’t one of the pig's strengths.

Tapping on a free part of the screen usually sees him take the fastest route there, but occasionally he’ll get confused and go the long way around, or bump into scenery on the way and stop.

You’ll learn to work around these foibles, but these problems still niggle from time to time, particularly when you’re being chased.

Snot right

The need to slide and hold your finger on the touchscreen to fire snot makes a tricky task even more awkward, as you’ll need to create a substantial gap between pig and monster to create a slimy distraction – by which time your pursuer might well have given up and fallen asleep once more.

Couple all this with some bad collision detection and you have a recipe for frustration. When even the charmingly off-kilter recorder music heralding each death starts to annoy, you know you’re in trouble.

It's worth noting that the additional screen space on an iPad alleviates these problems a little, but it's impossible to recommend Gesundheit! without serious caveats. What a pity.  
 
Gesundheit!
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Chris Schilling | 2 August 2011
Patient players might enjoy this cute action-puzzler, but control and design issues will leave others burning with rage
 
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Changclang | 11:59 - 8 August 2011
Seriously flawed reviewing. All other sites disagree.
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Matt F | 16:14 - 6 August 2011
Yeah the new update adds auto zooming to the aim, so its a lot better now, please re-review
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Jakarta | 09:18 - 4 August 2011
Bug fix and aiming improvements update is live. Please re-review.
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IanS160 | 12:10 - 2 August 2011
Agree What a terrible 'review'! With all the crap in the store something this good gets a six? PocketGamer used to have some very good writers.
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Matt F | 11:52 - 2 August 2011
A 6!!!!!! Wow, its true that sometimes is difficult to aim (only on the borders of the screen), but have you tried zooming in? this issue will instantly go away. This game deserves a lot better than a 6
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changs16 | 08:54 - 2 August 2011
You know a site has fallen on tough times when they go out of their way to say the exact opposite to every other credible review site. Sad!
 
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