by Harry Slater 13/6/2013
Product: Gangstar Vegas
Format: Android, iPhone, iPad
The first time I beat a woman to death with my bare hands in Gangstar Vegas she was wearing nothing more than her underwear and a pair of high heeled boots. She collapsed onto the floor, dropped a parachute, then slowly dematerialised into a pool of blood.
After that I went on a rampage, punching and kicking the same bloated, moustached man in a Hawaiian shirt over and over. Each time he dissolved another would appear nearby and I would take out my frustrations on his stupid, immortal face.
I tell you this not because I'm proud of my actions, but to set the tone. This is a squalid game of violence, hatred, clichéd dialogue, and one-dimensional characters.
Gangstar Vegas is a surprisingly unpleasant game that's a bit too broken and a bit too hollow to recommend
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