You may want to sit down before you read this particular news item. It's a bit of a doozy.
Fruit Ninja, and every other game from Australian developer Halfbrick, can be downloaded completely free of charge until 6am GMT tomorrow.
No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. You have just read that.
Halfbrick is literally giving away Age of Zombies: Anniversary, Blast Off, Fruit Ninja: Puss in Boots, Monster Dash, and a couple of other excellent titles.
Fill your Boots
Which games should you grab? All of them, of course. There are four Bronze Award-winning games and one Silver Award-winning title in this sale, after all.
Click the links below to download each game from the App Store. Just make sure that you do it before 6am GMT tomorrow.
You can stand up again now, by the way.