Yesterday, we exposed the bizarre and exploitative in-app purchases at the heart of Square Enix's new iOS action game Final Fantasy: All the Bravest.
We detailed the game's expensive world tickets, endless instant revivals, and a shop where you can buy a random character at 69p / 99c a pop.
And that's to say nothing of its tiresome gameplay, which requires no skill, thought, or even concentration.
Needless to say: don't buy this abomination.
By abstaining from this particular FF party, however, you will be missing out on something that would make any Final Fantasy fan go weak at the knees: your favourite FF hero stylised as a Final Fantasy VI sprite.
But, we'll save you the cash, the heartache, and the legwork.
Here, then, are all 35 of the Final Fantasy: All the Bravest premium characters in their 16-bit glory. Yep, we just saved you about £30.
Thanks to GameFAQs user zozobander for the images.
Firion, Dark Knight Cecil, Kain, Rydia, Bartz
Krile, Terra, Locke, Celes, Setzer
Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Squall
Rinoa, Seifer, Zidane, Steiner, Eiko
Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Shantotto, Vaan
Ashe, Balthier, Lightning, Snow, Sazh
Chocobo, Mog, Pig, Imp, Magitek Armour