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'Worst game in the world' Crap of Defense on iPhone closing up shop?

Cut the crap

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Product: Crap of Defense | Developer: iFun4All | Genre: Action
For: iPhone
 
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Ifun4all, the ragtag team behind the self-styled "worst game in the world" Crap of Defense, has today issued another solid gold press release.

Hidden deep within the team's bizarre rhetoric is a hint that the game will be removed from the App Store by January 31st. Of course, given the developer's strange take on humour, that may be far from the case.

Here's the statement in full, so you can see what we mean:

“We, the Ifun4all team, have to communicate something very important. It is a violation of respect for us that all peples treat us like this.

Our team will no longer tolerate such abuse of our game, "Crap of Defense." A large part of the population  of players should be fined or even a public flogging as we do in our village.

"Crap of Defence” was to be the worst game in the
world, unfortunately, no one want to listen and then get the highest rating for playability. Enough of this.
Our children will live with this stigma.

Laszlo met a very nice girl, the daughter of a local merchant of birch syrup. The girl did not have one leg but friends says that they will have beautiful children.

We decided to take the game out of the market. Hungary will win again.

Within 31st of Januray 2011 we are closing our shop. You won’t be able to buy our game at App Store, and all the biggest fish markets and furniture junk shops are slowly selling out the game.

Our decision is final and irrevocable. We ask you to not send letters, because we won’t return ‘Crap of Defense’.

Letters with threats please send on address:

Ifun4All, (ltd)
1068 Wigorodur,
Városligeti fasor 16.
Wigorodur

or e-mail: dev@ifun4all.com

We’re reciving mails once per three months. We’ll try to read and laugh very loud.”


See?

Make of that what you will, but if you do fancy checking out this bizarre gem of low-quality iPhone gaming, time could be short.

Crap of Defense is available on the App Store now, priced £1.19 / $1.99 / €1.59.
 

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Richard Meads 25 January 2011
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Apache | 23:13 - 25 January 2011
Crap of Defense is one of my best games ever! Luckily I have it on my iphone and will enjoy after 31th of january! YEAH :D
Anonymous | 21:46 - 25 January 2011
This game was a crap and goes to trash now. Very good!
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katiekate | 21:37 - 25 January 2011
Of course i need! I thought they will make some updates of this game and add new missionz or something :( and the fact that it will be no more available is kinda depressing. R.I.P Crap of Defense!
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