Game Boy theme for your iPhone
Regress in style
The splendid nerds over at Kotaku have put forth a superb retro theme for jailbroken iPhones, which paints your advanced handset with the most wonderful shade of greenish grey and quadruples the pixel sizes to create a fantastic Game Boy visage.
It even adds some new icons to the bottom bar to bring the murky white plastic, purple buttons and D-pad of Nintendo's beloved handheld console back to life.
If you ever needed convincing to jailbreak your iPhone, surely this is it.
Spanner Spencer
Yes. Spanner's his real name, and he's already heard that joke you just thought of. Although Spanner's not very good, he's quite fast, and that seems to be enough to keep him in a regular supply of free games and away from the depressing world of real work.