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We made Ed Miliband pole dance, and we'll let you watch

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We made Ed Miliband pole dance, and we'll let you watch
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Everyone on the internet is currently obsessed with a Chinese app called My Idol, which lets you turn yourself into a freaky doll with childlike proportions. It's rad.

With nothing better to do this afternoon, we decided to turn the leaders of the most important political parties - and Nigel Farage - into My Idol dolls, so you can get an idea of who might be calling the shots in the UK come Friday.

This is the most pointless thing I have ever done.

Miliband

Wanting to prove that he's more than some geeky London dweeb, Ed shows the nation his pole dancing skills.

Cameron

Insert a joke about privatising the NHS or something. Hashtag politics.

Farage

My Idol didn't have a hair cut that fit Nigel Farage, so I had to improvise.

Natalie

Okay Natalie! We'll take Climate Change seriously! Just put down the blade! Christ.

Nicola

Aw Nicola, we know you love us really. Just, never threaten to leave us again, alright?

Clegg

Okay this is just getting weird.

Mark Brown
Mark Brown
Mark Brown spent several years slaving away at the Steel Media furnace, finally serving as editor at large of Pocket Gamer before moving on to doing some sort of youtube thing.