Think hipsters are ruining coffee? Take out your frustration with Hipster Attack
Will be released later this month
So, hipsters are apparently still a thing and soon you can play a game where you kill them because they like Starbucks. Hipster Attack will be out later this month on iOS and Android for £2.99 / $2.99 and it seems perfect for people who just can't stand those pesky hipsters, who, again, still exist?
The trailer, narrated by a proud New Yorker, outlines why hipsters are just awful and how they're ruinin' cauffee with their lattes and mocha-choca-cappa-frappa-ccinos (the views expressed in this trailer do not necessarily reflect the views of Pocket Gamer).
The trailer also shows us a bit of gameplay that doesn't look so dissimilar from a certain plant-based zombie killing tower defence game. You place down your workforce units, such as construction workers, janitors and HR department employees. With the tools they have, they defend your precious regular old coffee from the mouchaste having, flannel wearing, vinyl listening devils.
The gameplay looks pretty fun and a good way to pass the time but personally I quite like my lattes, so I'll just let the hipster take over the coffee shops. That doesn't make me a hipster though… just wanted to clarify.
So, if you'd like to rid the world of hipsters then playing Hipster Attack might help you release your frustrations. The game doesn't have an official release date yet but it will be out later this month for £2.99 / $2.99 on iOS and Android.
