Watch us play Farming Simulator 16 and wonder how we get our trousers on in the morning
You're gonna reap just what you sow
Having as I do the soft, dainty hands of a man who works in the media, it should be immediately obvious to anyone that I haven't the first clue how to farm anything except XP.
Luckily, Farming Simulator 16 is coming to iOS this Thursday, meaning I can finally learn how to till a field and sow a seed and plant a cow without getting my precious pinkies covered in mud and earthworm juice.
You can watch my first lesson in the ways of farming above. Yes, I do try to talk like a farmer. No, it doesn't really sound like a farmer. Yes, I must be stopped.
James Gilmour
James pivoted to video so hard that he permanently damaged his spine, which now doubles as a Cronenbergian mic stand. If the pictures are moving, he's the one to blame.