Clumsy Cat coming to iOS next week, kiss your valuables goodbye
I'm not lol-ing, cat
Cat ownership requires an investment of love, patience, and - above all else - money.
Rare is the cat owner who hasn't come home to find a favorite picture, lamp, or LCD TV shattered to pieces by a curious feline, and rarer still is the cat owner who chooses to stop loving their cats after such an experience.
The upcoming iOS game Clumsy Cat by Dingo Games looks to capture this lovable quirk of cat ownership in the cutest manner possible.
Here kitty, kitty, kittyIn Clumsy Cat, you take on the role of a housebound and destructive tabby whose only motivation is to wander about an empty house and destroy as many valuable objects as possible.
As it turns out, Clumsy Cat is quite dedicated to this mission of bedlam. The cat is fully capable of shoving pianos and shower stalls down flights of stairs in the name of, well, whatever it is that persuades cats to destroy things in the first place.
The good news is that unlike the destruction caused by the clumsy cat in question, Clumsy Cat won't cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars.
In fact, it will be free to play when it launches on the App Store on October 18th.
