We channelled MC Hammer in Please, Don't Touch Anything
Da na na naaah, na naaah, na naaaah!
Ok. Ok, we admit it. We have a problem.
Stick a big button in front of us, tell us not to press it, and it will gleam the same shade of red as the Apple that tempted Eve.
But #SorryNotSorry, because this would have been a pretty dull hands on if we spent five minutes twiddling our thumbs.
Instead, we've been playing Please, Don't Touch Anything, and it turns out a whole lot happens if you leave fingerprints everywhere. Mushroom clouds, for example.
You can see our full preview in the video above, and if you want to play Please, Don't Touch Anything yourself you can head over to the App Store on 22 October.
Alysia Judge
After spending months persuading her parents that it's a valuable career path, Alysia is still not bored with writing about games. That's a good thing really, since skills like spaceship navigation and zombie slaying are pretty much non-transferable.