Windows Phone 7 gets a new standard in fart apps

It just had to happen.

Microsoft has returned to the smartphone battle with its new Windows Phone 7 devices.

They're high end, made by the likes of HTC, LG, and Samsung, and they come with the latest integrated Microsoft services, as well as being “Always delightful and wonderfully mine” according to Steve Ballmer.

But what's this we find on the Marketplace?

Of course, it's a fart app.

Not any old fart app, though. No, uFart from developer Web Services UK "sets new standards in fart machines", apparently.

With features other fart machines can "only dream of", it claims it "opens up this sonic area to the talents of aspiring musicians and rappers".

Less a fart machine and more a fart synthesiser. perhaps.

uFart is now available, priced 79p, if you dare.