Win a set of DVDs signed by the gentle giants of the TNA wrestling organisation
All you need to do is give away your secret identity
As Longtail's Jeffrey Peters pointed out in our recent interview about the TNA Wrestling mobile game, the long-haired, Lycra-clad beefcakes that make up the TNA aren't as angry and horrible as you might think. Despite their onscreen demeanours, wrestlers are a nice bunch.
To prove it, some of them have autographed a set of TNA DVDs. Check it.
- Lockdown 2008, signed by Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle
- Bound For Glory 2007, signed by Kurt Angle
- Final Resolution 2008, signed by Kurt Angle, Christian Cage, and AJ Styles
- Destination X 2008, signed by Kurt Angle, Rhino, and "Cowboy" James Storm
To win this embarrassment of digital versatile riches, all you need to do is let us know what your wrestling name would be if you had gone into that profession.
The Undertaker and the Ultimate Warrior are taken, I gather, so you'll have to use your imagination.
Once we've all had a good laugh at your submissions, we'll pick our favourite and send the winning entrant a pile of signed DVDs. In the case of a draw, we'll distribute them as we see fit.
My wrestler name, incidentally, is…
…The Frontal Robotomiser!What's yours?