Christmas iPhone gambling with Snow Slots
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Mobile Amusements is celebrating the impending Christmas season with a virtual slot machine application for the iPhone called Snow Slots.
This festive-themed, five-reel gambling machine features nudges, holds, multi-snowflake payouts, a lucky pudding mini-game and a high-score table. So as not to come across as too commercial during this time of Christian charity (ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha, ha haaa!) you're currency in Snow Slots is, as the name subtly suggests, snow.
Click the 'Buy It!' link to head on over to the App Store to check it out, and be careful not to break the snow bank.
Get it? Snow bank is another word for a snow drift, but also alludes to the gambling connotation of running out of money! Pretty hilarious, eh?
More Pocket Gamer jokes will soon be appearing in budget priced Christmas crackers at a pound shop near you.