Princess Fury battles her way onto iPhone
Hot damn, she’s angry
No, this isn’t the tale of Princess Eugenie and her old flame Otto 'I'm the nephew of Richard Branson, don't you know'. This is far more serious.
Princess Fury (yes, that is her real name) is a feisty young royal, who has to battle her way through 20 stages and against up to 100 enemies simultaneously. All in the name of defending her fantasy land from invasion by an evil overlord.
Don’t be fooled into thinking this is some kind of mindless side-scrolling button masher, though.
In addition to a rather large sword and magical powers obtained from somewhere or other, the striking Princess does have to use her tiara-bedecked noggin from time to time.
Using her very womanly charms, Ms Fury must gather and command various servants and soldiers to aid her at critical points.
Should you wish to help the purple-haired princess in this real-time strategy meets arcade slash-‘em-up, head on over to the App Store.
Princess Fury is available now for $1.99 / £1.19 / €1.59.
Check out the fiery royal below in this vid: