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Ouya Inc. releases a delightful vomit-filled video to try and convince you to stop paying for 'rubbish' games

Stop watching rubbish trailers, too

Ouya Inc. releases a delightful vomit-filled video to try and convince you to stop paying for 'rubbish' games
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Vomit sells.

And if vomit doesn't sell, a man bashing himself to death with his own ripped-out spine sells.

No, wait, I'm thinking about something else. Both of those things are, in fact, awful.

But that hasn't stopped the marketing department over at Ouya Inc. churning out a disturbing advert featuring spine bashing, puke, unpleasant hairy legs, and Y-fronts.

As a special treat, I've embedded the Ouya trailer below. Check it out - it's great. It's not, actually. That was a lie.

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Hahaha Look! He barfed because he paid a lot of money for a game that was rubbish. Silly man. If only he had an Ouya. Then, he could have paid NOTHING for a game that is rubbish. Zing.

You might say that all publicity is good publicity. You might say that this ad is targeted at a generation of Y-front-wearing, chronically ill men who keep accidentally paying for games they don't want.

To which I would reply: "Did that make you want to buy an Ouya?" Did it? Really?

Didn't think so.

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Harry Slater
Harry Slater
Harry used to be really good at Snake on the Nokia 5110. Apparently though, digital snake wrangling isn't a proper job, so now he writes words about games instead.