Oskar 3 promises mobile gamers seven ways to sexual satisfaction

The mobile phone is the winged messenger of many a modern romance. But what do you do when the text messages run out and your former partner runs away for someone with a sexier-sized handset?

How about playing a dating game that offers to introduce you to seven different sexual positions? Thought that might get your attention.

Oskar 3 from Czech outfit Impossible is the title in question, and it is touting just the sort of uninhibited attitudes towards love-making we've grown to expect from our continental cousins.

The action takes place in nine different rooms, which Oskar can wander around in chatting, washing dishes, working, and 'watering his flowers' it says here – we presume that's not some smutty Czech double entendre.

To be honest, the news we've received so far is as skimpy as a pole dancer's clothing allowance. But it seems at some stage various other characters enter the rooms, each with their own likes and dislikes, and it's presumably these people that Oskar has his half a dozen kinds of wicked way with.

Otherwise this sounds an even emptier experience than we thought.

Essentially, it's The Sims meets Sex in the Sitting Room. We suggest you study the screenshots for clues – but then pop out into the real world to show a living, breathing man or woman a good time with something healthier – such as Skipping Stone, which you can get for free here.