Office Massacre puts your workmates in the firing line
Don't kill time, kill your colleagues in this bloodthirsty new mobile game
If you've ever daydreamed about laying waste to your co-workers with an Uzi, you should probably seek help. Or at least tell them that they should make the tea once in a while.
There is a third option, however: dispel your rage by playing a murderous mobile phone game set in an office. If only such a game existed...
As if by magic, Office Massacre appears. Developed by Alten8 (no, NOT the famous masked ravers*), it's a cartoon killing spree that's perfect for anyone who's fed up with their job. The 18-rated game sees you shooting co-workers, policemen and finally your boss. Less itchy feet, more itchy trigger finger, in other words.
Office Massacre will be out for mobile and office-friendly PDAs in April (they should definitely do a BlackBerry version, too) and may make it to PC and console later in the year. Just don't let your boss catch you playing it.
*Kids, ask your older brother. The one with the ageing boiler suit and whistles.
