O2 mobile game download charts and new releases: September 12th

Considering the continued static nature of the O2 charts, despite prophetic claims as to imminent changes over the last few weeks, Pocket Gamer has commissioned (at great expense) some of the finest theoretical minds to decipher quite what's going on in the mobile game Top 10. The results are somewhat paradoxical, but ultimately have an answer.

Our team of hypothetical geniuses concluded that the charts and new releases conform to the 'irresistible force paradox'; a scientific conundrum which asks the impossible question, "What if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" Little did the theologians who first posed that question know they were talking about mobile games.

To begin our understanding of the logical influences at work, we must look at the immovable object: the Top 10. Games such as Bejeweled, Tetris and Jewel Quest II form a nucleus of obdurate energy, shored up by a select satellite configuration of increasingly unchanging titles such as Monopoly, Deal or No Deal and Sims 2. These games fluctuate within the immovable object, but exhibit a behaviour which demonstrates their ability to absorb an infinite amount of gaming energy.

The new releases reflect an entirely different set of chaotic principles, however. The immovability of the charts suggest the same universe cannot sustain an unstoppable force such as the constant stream of new games into the mobile market; particularly titles as seemingly inexorable as Spore Origins, Real Football Manager 2009 and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed*.

The paradox forms around these two elements of mobile gaming because, according to current understanding of physics, the two cannot co-exist. Yet here we see another mostly unchanged chart alongside some unstoppable new titles. Fortunately, Pocket Gamer's elite team of scienceticians gave up on trying to answer the question and went drinking instead. In a brief moment of beer fuelled clarity, the answer presented itself. Here's what the brilliant Professor Kawashima conjectured:

"They'd bounsh off each other, wun't they? You wanna fight!?"

So there you have it. That's why the charts haven't moved much again, despite some awesome new releases this week.

Don't forget all the games below are available to buy via the O2 games portal or by texting the short code from a compatible O2 handset.

Rally Master Pro (Fishlabs ) Race uphill and downhill in three classes on 27 ambitious and varied tracks. Drift through the curves on asphalt, gravel, sand and snow. Experience how the 3D driving behaviour changes based on the road surface, weather and condition of your vehicle. An exquisite game that redefines rallying on mobile. Read the Rally Master Pro review Text GAME 482828 to 80202
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (THQ Wireless) Unleash the Force and do battle on an epic scale in this cinematic action adventure set in the Star Wars universe. The game introduces the CellWeaver mobile control system that really lets you feel and use the Force. Experience and impact the never before told events that shape the galaxy during the turbulent years between Episodes III and IV. Text GAME SWFORCE to 80202
Ice Age Mayhem (Glu) Based on the award-winning Ice Age films, our delirious sub-zero heroes unite to overcome their prehistoric world's natural obstacles. Travelling across three unique environments, Frozen Tundra, Iceberg and Volcano caves our unlikely team must work together and use their special skills to solve environmental puzzles and help their smaller friends survive the world's first migration. Text GAME MAMMOTH to 80202
Real Football Manager 2009 (Gameloft) The first name in football management simulations on mobiles is back for another season! Real Football Manager 09 features a new, simplified interface and improved artificial intelligence for maximum realism. Choose your club from one of 8 different leagues and more than 200 teams. All transfers are updated for the 2008/2009 season. Text GAME RFM09 to 80202
Dream Day Wedding ( Fishlabs ) Plan a Dream Day Wedding for your best friend Jenny in one of the most romantic mobile game ever created. Find items in various stylish shops to help make Jenny's special day a dream. Play Perfect Match to unlock the secret honeymoon level, or try 'Find the difference' to make Jenny's big day perfect. Solve each wedding crisis along the way to pick the flowers, cake and dress for Jenny's special day. Read the Dream Day Wedding review Text GAME WEDDING to 80202

The O2 Java game download chart (w/e September 11th)

1. Bejeweled (EA Mobile) The classic gem-swapping puzzle game Bejeweled comes to mobile with enhanced graphics and more fun than ever. String together three or more gems to rack up points in a fast-paced treasure hunt. Advance through levels in normal single-player mode or race the clock in timed mode. It's a treasure trove of mobile fun! Read the Bejeweled review Text GAME 394408 to 80202
2. Brain Challenge (Gameloft) Brain Challenge is more than just a game or program. It's your personal coach and entertaining, easy solution for keeping your brain alert. Using various, amusing exercises, train your grey matter whenever and wherever you want. Your coach will follow you everywhere on your mobile phone, after all. Read the Brain Challenge review Text GAME BRAIN to 80202
3. Bubble Bash (Gameloft) Take off for Bubble Island and make your way through the 100 levels of this surprising puzzle game. Join Temaru and Maeva in their quest to find the Island treasure. Take a break in Bubble Bash's tropical setting and have ultimate fun as you test your skills. Burst bubbles by forming rows of at least three of the same colour. But watch out, because there will be lots of obstacles along the way. The island's animals are rather determined to slow you down, see. Read the Bubble Bash review Text GAME BUBBLEB to 80202
4. Tetris (EA) Tetris is one of the most popular games on mobile phones. What started as a simple Russian computer puzzle game became the addiction of millions of players worldwide. In addition to the classic Marathon mode, two extra modes have been added; Ultra and Forty Line to fit the way people play games on phones. Read the Tetris review Text GAME TETRIS to 80202
5. Spore Origins (EA Games) Thrive in the tide pool as you guide your creature through its early evolution and shape its destiny. Customize your spore from a single-cell to a complex predator increasing its chance of survival as you rise through 18 interactive levels. Gather food in vivid undersea worlds filled with bizarre organisms, but be careful, you will need to avoid larger and more lethal creatures. Does your Spore have what it takes to survive? Read the Spore Origins review Text GAME 480308 to 80202
6. The Sims 2 (Ideaworks3D) Play the top-selling PC game! Bring your phone to life with The Sims 2! Create a Sim, then explore and customize their world. Socialize with other Sims, push them to extremes and shape their future! Read the The Sims 2 review Text GAME 400328 to 80202
7. Jewel Quest II (I-play) The Jewel Quest phenomenon continues with all-new addictive puzzle fun. Follow Rupert as he picks up a new treasure trail in search of the grandest Jewel Board ever! Guide him through the mystery as he explores Africa in search of jewels and his lost love. With over 50 new immersive puzzles, a deeper intriguing storyline and three new game mechanics this massively addictive puzzler hopes to have you hooked for hours. Read the Jewel Quest II review Text GAME 432288 to 80202
8. The Game of Life (EA Mobile) Pick a car, choose your character and get ready for the highs and lows of The Game of Life. Do you want to take the path of education or jump straight into a career at the bottom of the ladder? Whether you are a doctor, a rock star or an accountant, your goal is to secure your financial future and retire in comfort. But be careful, landing on the wrong spot could cost you a fortune! Read the The Game of Life review Text GAME 474388 to 80202
9. Monopoly World (EA) Travel around the world's greatest cities, wheeling and dealing in millions of Monopoly dollars. As you play, discover interesting facts about the world on the Chance and Community Chest cards. Also check out the international inspiration behind the movers, houses and hotels. Read the Monopoly World review Text GAME MONOPOLYWORLD to 80202
10. Deal or No Deal (Gameloft) Experience tempting offers and heart-pounding dilemmas in the official mobile game of the popular game show hosted by Noel Edmonds directly on your mobile phone. In this unique game, you'll have the opportunity to play with the regular rules as if you were on the stage or go through qualification rounds for extra challenges. The tension will be at its highest peak! Read the Deal or No Deal review Text GAME DEAL to 80202