McDonald's in Japan gets free exclusive downloads for Nintendo DS and 3DS

Ever been chomping on a Big Mac and thought to yourself, "I'd really appreciate some free exclusive Nintendo DS content right now?"

Nintendo and McDonald's appear to have entered your cerebral vortex and stolen your thoughts - then given the free downloads to Japanese gamers just to spite you. The cads.

Yes, indeed: visitors to Japanese branches of McDonald's can now connect to the fast food chain's wi-fi and download four exclusive slabs of DLC for 3DS title Slime MoriMori Dragon Quest 3 over the course of the next month.

Japanese McNugget lovers will also be able to download an original game for their DS and 3DS while chomping on their chicken pieces: Slime Ship Battle DX. Anyone who manages to beat the game will receive a coupon for money off burgers and drinks.