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Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football on mobile sees winger battle undead hordes

Are they taking the pitch?

Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football on mobile sees winger battle undead hordes

Is it April Fools Day? Nope. Is Jeremy Beadle or the Jackass team about? Not that we can see.

We can only conclude then that Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football isn't some sort of parody dreamed up by the Wayne Rooney supporters' fanclub.

Developed by Ydreams, an established company in Ronaldo's native Portugal, Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football will see the fleet-footed footballer-cum-budding-actor take on a horde of hideous and unkempt supernatural creatures – and we don't mean the Chelsea back four*.

Captaining the human squad, Ronaldo will need all his talents to defeat the skeletons, ogres and ice trolls that make up the opposing team.

The skeletons will apparently rise from the pitch, the trolls try and slip Cristiano up on sheets of ice, and, we're told in the press release, 'Succubuses are seducing him'.

We're also informed that 'the Portuguese winger must remain immune to their special powers and overall disregard for fair-play'. We're sure he'll cope.

Utter madness or sublime genius? We'll find out when the game is released towards the end of the year.

*Our football expert Chris James is currently on holiday. Sincere apologies to the Chelsea back four if they're all in fact 'hotties'.