Rockstars unveils GTA: Chinatown Wars boxart
Guns, knives, motorbikes, kicks, solemnity
As every upstanding pocket gamer knows, Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars will be available on DS next March. In case you're worried about not being able to find it on the shelves, however, Rockstar has circulated advance warning: this boxart.
No surprises (why would there be?) It depicts a range of people looking serious, holding weapons, and in one pane kicking somebody in the face. Each square is enough to give raise a Daily Mail reader's blood pressure. Together, they'd floor a conservative rhino.
More fool them. Their condemnation only makes it stronger.
Rob Hearn
Having obtained a distinguished education, Rob became Steel Media's managing editor, now he's no longer here though, following a departure in late December 2015.