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Official England Football
30 years of hurt crushed into a single game
by Harry Slater 18/6/2014
Product: Official England Football
Publisher: Team Football
Format: Android, iPhone, iPad, Windows Phone
Genre: Sports
Players: 1
Version: Europe
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Wayne Rooney is spinning forlornly on the spot. The clock has stopped. The ball hovers a few pixels above the ground.

Is this a metaphor? Some visual exploration of the ineffectual nature of the England striker in recent major tournaments?

No. Official England Football is just broken. This is a messy arcade kick-around that's often so bad you can't help but laugh out loud.

I've seen players tackle members of their own team; goalies chipping the ball back to their opponents over and over again; and midfielders dribbling the ball out of play when under no pressure whatsoever.
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A game that's so bad that you'll sometimes find yourself laughing uncontrollably at its ineptitude
Audio/visual: 5
Gameplay: 3
Value: 1
Innovation: 2
Overall: 4
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