Jeez Louise, Million Onion Hotel was first chatted about on Pocket Gamer over three years ago, and it's finally arrived on mobile.
The action puzzler, Million Onion Hotel, features Dr. Strange (no, not that one) and his bizarre, slightly psychedelic hotel. This hotel made a magical onion soup that plenty would arrive to taste, but no-one would dare speak of. That is, until the whole building and all of its inhabitants are sucked into a far-away galaxy.
A bit like a vegetable-infused fever dream, this puzzler is evidently bonkers. You've got a detailed story to follow along with and a shocking ending, 70 Story cards, 30 hidden characters, 30 enemies/gimmicks, and the ability to plan diagonally, vertically, and horizontally.
Fancy the challenge? You can grab the game for £3.99/$3.99 on the App Store and Google Play now.