Goat Simulator is flailing around like a car-smashing lunatic on iOS and Android right now
What noise does a goat make?
Goat Simulator is out on iOS. It lets you accurately simulate the life of a goat.
At one point while I was playing I was dressed up as Spider-Man and flying around on a firework. Then it exploded and I head-butted goathenge.
Yes, Goat Simulator mines a rich seam of stupidity, and it does it surprisingly well. The controls are a bit flobby, but they're meant to be.
This is a game that features a button that makes your goat freak-out into terrifying rag-doll contortions.
It's all very, very silly, and if you didn't get the joke when the game first came out on PC, then it's unlikely that touch controls and portability are going to open your eyes to Goat Simulator's humour.
But if you cackle at the idea of smashing stuff up and throwing axes with your tongue, then you and Goat Simulator will probably get along just fine.
You can grab it from the App Store right now for £2.99 / $4.99 [buy], and from the Google Play Store for the same price [buy].
