3D Real Kamasutra - Weekend ‘coming’ to mobile

Let’s get right down to it.

“The most modern version of Kamasutra for 3D phones - with ability to rotate, zoom in and out.”

Try to think of this as more of a path to spiritual expression and physical enlightenment than a guide to having a pervy romp by bending the missus over a park bench and leggin’ it before the groundskeeper smacks your bare arse with a rake (actually, I think that posture is in the Kamasutra - it’s called the ‘Nine pronged fork climbs the giant peach tree’).

But if you feel like getting out in the open a bit, 3D Real Kamasutra - Weekend shows you the best way to put a rug, garden table and picnic basket to X-rated use, with full 3D graphics and step by step instructions (like putting the salami between the slices of bread, for example).

Okay, this is too much. I’ve got to stop before I get fired. Just do me a favour - if you buy 3D Real Kamasutra - Weekend, just make sure you install it on a camera phone and send us the pictures. Er, for the sake of research, you understand.

And please - try to resist the jokes about having a 'weak end'. Oh okay. Maybe just one or two.