Postal is going on a mobile rampage
Dude! It’s all like, totally crazy and s***, you know? Whoa!
Other than Postal Babes, Running With Scissors’ hyper-violent, controversial massacre-a-thon, Postal, has been conspicuously absent from the pocket gaming scene. Even with the film coming and going, there’s been no sign of the Dude’s blood-stained ginger hairdo appearing on the micro screen.
Until now.
In a press release that (ironically) could have been written by an illiterate red neck, trailer park brain donor (here’s an excerpt: “Many script scenes: shoot-outs, bargains, hold-ups, arsons and others “typical” scenes from the small town live”) the wait is over for the Dude’s triumphant mobile debut.
Played from a top-down perspective, Postal looks not unlike the on-foot segments of the original GTA or, more recently, Car Jack Streets, and promises all the hilarity and gore of the original PC game.
Featuring the bent coppers, arsonists, gang members and degenerates that make up the small town of Paradise, Postal mobile looks set to whip us all up into the pre-requisite violence and controversy frenzy associated with the Dude’s trigger-happy antics.
No mention of Uncle Dave, but he’s bound to show up once the Postal Babes arrive.
